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| source: griffith.edu.au |
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. It means big sections of Brisbane are now closed for security reasons
That’s bad.
No, that’s good. It means a lot of people don’t have to work this weekend.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. It means a lot of people are able to protest all of their different causes in front of the world media.
That’s bad.
No, that’s good. It will give all of the hundreds of security personnel at the event something to do.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. It might make it easier for a terrorist attack to occur.
That’s bad.
No, that’s good because the Russians have sent their battle ships for just such an event.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. Australia does not like people arriving uninvited by boat.
That’s bad.
No, that’s good. It will be funny to watch the Australian navy try to tow the Russian flotilla into Indonesian waters.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. It would be another incident in Tony Abbott’s long list of embarrassing international blunders and gaffs.
That’s bad.
No, that’s good. His blunders mean no one is expecting Abbott to actually “shirtfront” Mr Putin, over the Malaysian Airline incident.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. It could be the biggest news to come out of the G20 summit watching Putin bare-chested (after wrestling a crocodile or similar) Abbott in just is red Speedos charging at each other like two bull seals on heat.
That’s bad.
No, that’s good. Putin is a 9th degree black belt Master on Taekwondo.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. Abbott just likes to ride bicycles and swim.
That’s bad.
No, that’s good. Instead of shirt-fronting or “frank and honest political dialogue” they could compete in feats of strength.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. Not only is that plagiarising Seinfeld (Festivus) the ridiculous outfits the world leaders will be forced to wear will make it difficult to compete.
That’s bad.
No. that’s good. The media, bloggers and comedians will be able to ridicule them for their appearance.
That’s good.
No, that’s bad. Putin is not known for his sense of humour.
That’s bad.
No, that’s good. He might Crimean river.
That’s bad – a bad pun
No, that’s ugly
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