Showing posts with label Walt Disney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walt Disney. Show all posts

Friday, January 27, 2012

Film Review - Hugo




If you cross a children’s movie with a rom-com you would get Hugo. Vaguely entertaining, largely predictable with moments that can only be described as extremely Disney.

Hugo is an orphan who lives in a Parisian train station winding and maintaining all of its clocks’ in fact he is somewhat of a savant in regards to all things clockwork. There is a girl who befriends and helps Hugo there is a grumpy old man his loving wife and a clumsy police officer played by Sacha Baron Cohen. The police officer is the villain of the story, his only role appears to be to round up orphans for the authorities.

Sounds very formulaic for any story aimed at children with a child as the hero of the story. It is based on the Brian Selznick’s award winning 2007 novel/picture book The Invention of Hugo Cabret. The film is nominated for 10 Oscars in the 2011 Academy Awards. Although I have not seen all of the other films nominated for Best Picture but it would be insulting to them if Hugo aged to its trophy cabinet by taking home this particular statue. It is a 3D film (aren’t they all now), train stations and the inside of clock towers provide a lot of opportunities to exploit this visual technology so Oscars in the categories on cinematography and visual effects may be well deserved.

The different story lines are held together by an automaton which in itself become a mechanical red herring in the film. The actual automaton storyline goes nowhere.

It is difficult to write a review and not give away too much of the story for a film that is so predictable.

It is possible that as a childless male nearing 40 that I am not in the core demographic for which this film was written. In fact in choosing to see this film was more a question of timing – the films my friend and I wanted to see had already started by the time we bought tickets. As a children’s film Hugo bucks the modern trend of having images and dialogue for the adults, Hugo is void of such content.

Hugo will be a great DVD for families to have in their collect for when school holidays start to get long and boring.

Can animals be nominated for best actor/actress in a supporting role? If so can I nominate the two daschunds from Hugo? They definitely steal the show.

Monday, September 19, 2011

International Talk Like A Pirate Day


International Talk Like A Pirate Day

So many clichés and not enough conversations. According to the website International Talk Like A Pirate Day is all about the G-rated Walt Disney style pirate; eye patches, wooden legs and a whole lot of “Arrrrr me matey!” The more cavalier may even go as far as a Pirates of the Caribbean adding a slightly drunk slightly camp bawdiness to it all.

No mention of Sudanese pirates which are currently terrorising certain international water ways; no hostages, no ransom demands no torture. They take all of the fun out of modern piracy.

If a man wearing torn off pants, a striped shirt, a bandana and a parrot on his shoulder boarded your chosen mode of transport demanding all of your bounty you are more likely to have bit of a laugh, think it odd that he was in costume when it was clearly not Halloween and then go about your business. A much different response when someone who is clearly angry wielding a semi automatic weapon boards your craft destroys all communication devices and holds you hostage for weeks or months whilst demanding political and financial support from your government.

I am sure to do more than just shiver me timbers if I was ever faced with this situation.

Then there is music and video piracy. Though probably not as exciting to spend the day pretending to be someone sitting at their computer or HD recorder downloading files. The conversation is not as entertaining either “file...select....record....save...can you bring me some chips and my drink”

Avast, it is a lot more fun if you demand an ale from your buxom wench... especially if you are stuck at your computer all afternoon downloading the next season of your favourite show, the programming of which has been stuffed up by the commercial networks.

It could be worse, it could be sing like a pirate day when grown men and women the world over perform their impressions of minor Wiggles characters.