Showing posts with label Chinese New Year. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese New Year. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Welcome to Ramadan

source: heraldsun.com.au
Woolworths have jumped on board with Ramadan and what a controversy this has created. Apparently many Australian’s are too narrow minded to appreciate that there are many religions and that religions are all as equally valid to their believers and ridiculous to non-believers as each other.

The controversy appears to be that Ramadan is not a Christian festival and therefore should not be celebrated in Australia. Yes, Australia’s laws and culture has Christian routes but the level of church attendance and the legislation currently before parliament would clearly indicate that Australia can no longer be considered a Christian country.

We are a country that blatantly ignores the Ten Commandments. Can the people complaining about Woolworths promoting Ramadan even name a Commandment? My bet is that the people making the loudest complaints only on allow God or Jesus’ names during time of sexual pleasure or as an exclamation when they injure themselves – thereby breaking the third Commandment.

Not only do we work and shop on Sundays, thus breaking the fourth Commandment we have no issue with football being played on Good Friday, arguably the holiest day on the Christian calendar.

That said, football is truly Australia’s religion. Or sport in general. When we are winning. Perhaps we would be a more accepting country if the Australian cricket captain or the Collingwood captain was Muslim.

Despite this ignorance of and apathy to the Christian doctrine we easily and eagerly become zealots in the face of people who actually want to practice their religion of choice.

In Bendigo, there has been a similar uproar when the Local Council approved the building of a mosque. Why? Because Muslims are involved in terrorism, that’s why. Yes extreme Muslims are engaging in terrorist activities. The same could be said extremists of all religions have engaged in conversion by force.

Christianity is not immune. Have the Crusades been erased from history, was the Spanish Inquisition a figment of the world’s collective imagination. More recently the world suffered through the Holocaust, something many peoples of the world continue to suffer the after effects still today.

If there is any controversy to be had over Woolworths promoting Ramadan it should be that a grocery store, that sells food, is promoting a festival that requires its devotees to fast, that is not eat. The controversy can’t be the act of fasting itself. Even Jesus gave fasting a burl, famously spending 40 days in a desert.

The Christian community, the world over has been duped into celebrating the death and resurrection of Jesus by getting excited about a visit from a rabbit who lays chocolate eggs! So it seems reasonable that the retail giants would try to convince Muslims that the best way to fast is to buy food in their stores.

It sounds as appropriate as the meat industry promoting Hanukkah bacon to the Jews. Perhaps power companies could offer discounts to the Asian communities as they celebrate the Lunar New Year with a lantern festival.

Despite the furore Rev. Fred Nile and Cardinal Pell, two of Australia’s most outspoken and self appointed defenders of the countries religious and moral compass have remained quiet on the issue. Lets be honest the Christian church like any major international commercial super-power knows how and when to make a quick buck, so can only sit back and applaud Woolworths for their imitative in capitalising on this previously untapped commercial opportunity.




Monday, January 30, 2012

Happy New Year - Chinese Style


Chinese New Year is so full of traditions, dragon and lion dances, firecrackers, drums, cabbage, coins in red envelopes, everything to bring good luck, prosperity and longevity.

Luck and prosperity I understand, but why would anyone want to live for a long time on this planet. It is over-crowded, polluted, corrupt and by all accounts warming up a bit. This does in some way help explain the red envelopes.

This custom is more than sharing wealth it is a tradition in which the older generations pass on their good luck and longevity to younger generations. Pass it on? More like give it away. My grandmother is about to celebrate her 97th birthday. She has been waiting for her time to come to an end since her 70th birthday.

In the weeks after her 70th birthday she needed to replace her bin. This was well before the invention of wheelie bins. Remember the now old fashioned round bins made of either plastic or metal that were the perfect height for the stumps in a game of backyard cricket? Grandma in replacing her bin chose the plastic model because she “did not want a bin that would live longer than her”.

Well she sure showed the garbage receptacle. Not only did she out last that particular bin but she outlived the entire model.

The human race is caught in a contradictory conundrum. The body, like a refrigerator, is not designed to last forever, the mind however desires to be immortal. As the wonders of modern medicine solve puzzle of one disease the body succumbs to another. The longer we live we discover illnesses and disorders that rare if ever were present. The diseases of age are the price we pay as a race for longevity.

As spectacular and athletic as the lion dancing is and as deafening as the firecrackers are my favourite of the Chinese New Year traditions it the lions’ “spitting” of cabbage. Such a quirky activity, it appeals to my childish love of a food fight.

Store keepers hand a cabbage in their doorways. The lion dancers climb (in costume) to take the cabbage, break it up (chew) and then throw (spit) it at the store owner and staff. Those who catch any of the cabbage will have prosperity in the year ahead, as will the business.

OHS and food hygiene people!

I finally understand what a cabbage is good for.

I celebrated a voyeuristic Chinese New Year this year, obtaining pleasure from merely watching the festivities in Melbourne’s Chinatown. I expected and understood most of what I saw. I was somewhat surprised by the entertainment on the main stage that included flamenco dancing, a display of South Sudanese dancing (I use this word advisedly) and a Indian display straight out of Bollywood.

Are boardshorts and footy socks traditional costumes for South Sudanese warriors? Are shields made out of cardboard? If so I cannot fathom how this race of people has survived both the wild animals and the civil wars of their region.

I did not realise that Chinese culture was so influenced by the Spanish. Is this the part of the Inquisition that no-one talks about like going to Germany and not mentioning the war? This is something modern day conspiracy theorists should look into more closely and set up websites (that ironically will be banned in China) to spruik their circumstantial findings.

Western New Year really commits to the fireworks with governments spending the prosperity of the previous year to ring in the new. The baying audiences judge the pyrotechnic display not only on its colour and volume but also on its longevity. Luck is measured on ones ability to get home at the end of many hours of drinking. We share the luck by repeatedly yelling and spluttering at both friends and strangers the we “loves youse all.”

Happy new year
新年快乐