Saturday, August 7, 2010

Star Signs

Without admitting that I actually read women’s gossip magazines I would like to point out that it is hard to tell where the articles stop and the star signs start.

Mel Gibson

Although you sometimes wear your heart on your sleeve, it is time to be more guarded. Emotional outbursts may get you into trouble. Relationships will sour, beware a woman’s scorn.

Bec Hewitt

Whilst once a bright star within your youth, age and responsibility will see it starting to fade. Your self belief and exaggerated sense of importance means you are unlikely this for yourself. When it comes to details about your personal life, less is more.

Julia Gillard

You have perhaps enjoyed more success than you expected. Without tireless hard work your success could be short lived. After extreme highs can follow extreme lows.

Tiger Woods

Remember your kindergarten teachers’ wisdom. “Look with your eyes, not with your hands” and “it is always nice to share” . It is also possible to get too much of a good thing.

Lawrie Oakes

You will be entrusted with many secrets. Consider carefully what you choose to do with this information as your actions may have serious repercussions on many people on whom your livelihood relies.

Jennifer Anitston

You will continue to struggle with relationships and regret past decisions. Are you in love, are you ready to start a family? These questions will continue to play on your mind. It is time to be more decisive, do not fear commitment.

Adam Liaw

Congratulations, you have had your fifteen minutes of fame, but it is only the beginning of your journey. You will have to continue to work hard if you want to have your cake and eat it too. Now is the time to make the most of new career opportunities.

Kristy Fraser-Kirk

Having been hurt in the past, relationships are proving to be complicated. You are right to seek retribution. Remember that the law is an ass and might come back to bite you on the very arse you are trying to defend. Whilst it is great to be demonstrate your assertiveness beware that going for too much may turn your biggest allies into enemies.

Olsen Twins

You have definitely made the most of being thrust into the limelight early in life. You have demonstrated your ability to make astute business decisions. Your friends and family are concerned about your choices in your personal life; relationships, substance use and nutrition. These personal misfortunes will not prevent you from living your life publicly.

Hey Hey It’s Saturday

You are natural entertainer, it will be easy for you to rest on your laurels. It may be time to look after yourself, so take time to have a break and rest. Realising it might be time to stop the thing you love does not have to be and end, don’t be afraid to take a risk and try new things

Prince Harry

Whilst you life may contain an endless string of controversies you will achieve more good than harm. Do not be disheartened by playing second fiddle, the reduced responsibility will allow you to follow your heart. Do not worry about finances, they will look after themselves. Only undertake the work that you feel a passion for.

Justin Bieber

While enjoying the party, even as the guest of honour it is rude to overstay your welcome. In conversations remember that although you think your life stories are exciting others may find them somewhat common if not mundane. You have plenty to learn so make less noise to give you time to listen to people with more experience.

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